"Do you have a family?"
"Not unless you count the Musketeers.”
Stuck with a mission he'd do anything to get out of, Clint decides to make the most of it by inviting along newbie Avenger Peter Parkerand making him do all the dirty work.
KHAYA YOU BEAUTIFUL PERSON. THIS IS AMAZING. ALSO, CLINT’S A DICK. BUT THIS IS EPIC AND AWESOME.
If you use magic in fiction, the first thing you have to do is put barriers up. There must be limits to magic. If you can snap your fingers and make anything happen, where’s the fun in that? … The story really starts when you put limits on magic. Where fantasy gets a bad name is when anything can happen because a wizard snaps his fingers. Magic has to come with a cost, probably a much bigger cost than when things are done by what is usually called ‘the hard way.’
the shocking truth is revealed
"go away mom, i’m eating commander crunch"
If he’s in the Israeli military, he has 3 stripes.
If he’s in the French military, he has 3 stripes.
If he’s in the Indonesian military, he has 3 stripes.
If he’s in the Romanian military, he has 3 stripes.
So what we can establish is that he’s not a Captain in the US Navy.
I liked ne galf as much as anyone else does.
I wish I was half as important as I want to be.
staingirl replied to your post “So fucking sick and tired of being the least important thing in…”
It’s not true and you know it.
Sometimes it’s hard to believe.
Sometimes what I want more than anything is for someone to tell me I’m important and actually mean it.